Friday, August 29, 2014

Austria's Missing Election Gnomes

Garden gnomes are mischievous creatures.  But when 400 of the pint-sized, elf-like men were enlisted to endorse the Austrian Social Democratic party in an upcoming election and then suddenly walked off the job, party leader Michael Ritsch cried sabotage.  Ritsch blamed the arch-rival of the Social Democrats, the Austrian People's Party. Despite their center-right platform emphasizing respect for tradition and social order, Ritsch accuses his political opponents of kidnapping the jolly gnomes.

But are gnomes the most trustworthy colleagues?  The group of gnomes in question were attached to lamp posts.  Perhaps that was more than they bargained for when they abandoned the relative comfort of the garden to enter the dirty world of politics.

The caper started because the Social Democrats were banking on Austrian voters' fervor for garden gnomes. The idea was for the gnomes to serve as mascots and perhaps use their magical powers to sway the electorate towards more socialist policies. Towards this end, the Social Democratic Party spent over $600,000 of taxpayer funds allotted for elections on the purchase of 20,000 little gnomes who go by the code name, "Coolmen."

This fact may be more disturbing than their mysterious disappearance.

















Gnomes disappear in Austria and it's causing a political scandal

Thursday, August 21, 2014

A Seagull Serial Killer Copycat?

About a year ago, Louisiana's Jackoby Bertot ran afoul of the Migratory Bird Act of 1918 for running over 49 defenseless seagulls with his truck in a shopping center parking lot outside New Orleans.  Now, 17 year old Wesley Franatovich has been arrested for the exact same crime in the exact same parking lot.  The teen killed two birds, which makes him our second seagull serial killer.  Whether he got the idea from reading about Bertot's crimes is unknown.  Most likely, he just couldn't resist the urge to scatter a flock of seagulls. However, his father says his darling son didn't mean to kill any birds while driving through the dense gathering of approximately 500 gulls and wants us to believe that young Wesley is just a bad driver.

This guy's not buying it.



http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/08/teen_arrested_accused_of_runni.html