We can all sleep a little sounder at night, because Rob Ford has returned! The prodigal, crack-smoking Mayor of Toronto reemerged a few weeks ago after a stint in a mysterious drug rehab facility in the States, and he's ready to get back to governin' and running his reelection campaign. Of course, the rehab facility in question may or may not exist. If you remember the Mayor's departure, he described his destination as a clinic in the Chicago area that many pundits noted bore no resemblance to any drug rehabilitation center in existence in that area. There was also suspicion that he never crossed the Canadian border. Add to that the fact that Mayor Ford specifically made a point to not promise that he won't relapse, and there are a lot of questions regarding whether The Mayor has really given up his habits of copious boozing and then, in his words, "trying every drug in existence." In unrelated news, he told a reporter yesterday, "I have never quit anything in my life."
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