Monday, August 26, 2013

Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop

Madison, Wisconsin native Beezow Doo-doo Zoppittybop-bop-bop has landed in the news repeatedly this year for spicing up routine marijuana possession charges with a name straight out of Mary Poppins. Beezow, formerly saddled with the stupid name "Jeff," completed his legal name change in 2011.

He broke down the meaning of his name for the State Journal newspaper:

BEEZOW = 'the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe'

DOO-DOO = 'the struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos'

ZOPPITYBOP-BOP-BOP = 'the outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death'

Mr. Zoppittybop-bop-bop admits he has mental health problems but disputes a diagnosis of schizophrenia. I'm inclined to agree with him.  I think he's just a modern day philosopher.

And as if he didn't have enough problems, Wikipedia is threatening to delete his page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beezow_Doo-doo_Zopittybop-bop-bop


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