Move over, Beezow Doo-doo Zoppittybop-bop-bop! Mrs.Janice "Lokelani" Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele is the reigning queen of long,confusing names, and you can't even compete. This Hawaiian lady doesn't understand why her county government has trouble fitting her nineteen syllable last name on her driver's license, and now she's complaining to the press. Wow. Doesn't Mrs. Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele realize she's dealing with the DMV?
Nakia Grimes tried to get her driver's license renewed in Georgia, the DMV told her to go get a pap smear to prove she was a woman! Of course, they later relented because there is documentary proof that Grimes has given birth. See, Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele? It could be a lot worse.
And just in case you're wondering, Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele is pronounced: KAY'-ee-hah-nah-EE'-coo-COW'-ah-KAH'-hee-HOO'-lee-heh-eh-KAH'-how-NAH-eh-leh. This name makes Beezow Doo-doo Zoppittybop-bop-bop sound like John Smith.
Woman's Last Name Doesn't Fit on a Driver's License
Nakia Grimes tried to get her driver's license renewed in Georgia, the DMV told her to go get a pap smear to prove she was a woman! Of course, they later relented because there is documentary proof that Grimes has given birth. See, Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele? It could be a lot worse.
And just in case you're wondering, Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele is pronounced: KAY'-ee-hah-nah-EE'-coo-COW'-ah-KAH'-hee-HOO'-lee-heh-eh-KAH'-how-NAH-eh-leh. This name makes Beezow Doo-doo Zoppittybop-bop-bop sound like John Smith.
Woman's Last Name Doesn't Fit on a Driver's License
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